Do you just LOVE that flame-grilled Whopper flavor so much that you want that taste in your mouth all day long?
Well you’re in luck, Burger King has the answer. They just blew everyone’s mind with their new Whopper flavored Toothpaste!
Imagine that clean, fresh feeling after brushing your teeth with Whopper toothpaste lasting all day long.
Or, at least until you wash it down with some fresh-squeezed orange juice…According to the Burger King YouTube channel, WHOPPER® TOOTHPASTE is the first toothpaste that keeps your mouth Whopper fresh.
With it’s flame-grilled micro-granules, enriched with sesamium seeds, Burger King’s Whopper Toothpaste promises to contribute to your oral health with advanced Whopper® Diffusion Technology that will help keep your breath Whopper fresh longer than ever!
But, don’t just take our word for it, listen to what real users say about their experience with Burger King’s Whopper Toothpaste…
“To keep that Whopper taste in my mouth, I haven’t brushed my teeth for two weeks. It really works but my wife dumped me.”
Of course, after diligently adhering to his #2x2Mins daily dental hygiene regimen of brushing with Whopper toothpaste, the wife dutifully returns to say,
“It smells of Whopper in here — did you brush your teeth?”
To lend some scientific clinical expertise to their Burger King enlisted the help of a a dentist who gave the glowing glowing endorsement:
“From day one, the ultra-fresh advanced Whopper technology will help keep your breath Whopper fresh longer than ever, and you’ll notice the results immediately.”
To be fair, Burger King urges customers that the toothpaste is not to be used before 3 p.m. And that you should consult with a restaurant before using.